Pickup Truck Philosopher

You know I’ve never been no good with words

Tried my voice but nobody heard

That’s all changed I’m so proud to say

‘Cause I’ve got Calvin pissing on what’s anti-USA

I’ve got Calvin pissing on everything you love

From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what’s above

Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see

Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy

Be true to yourself Mama always said

And she hate more than the Devil all these green dope-heads

How proud she’d be riding by my side

Calvin pissing on your hybrid as my diesel blows on by

I’ve got Calvin pissing on everything you love

From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what’s above

Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see

Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy

Listen up you hippies you ain’t got no stance

With your communist agenda and your “give peace a chance”

What would Jesus do you bet I know it well

He’d have Calvin pissing on all y’all in Hell

I’ve got Calvin pissing on everything you love

From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what’s above

Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see

Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy

The good book has always been my friend

And the General Lee always wins in the end

So I’ll bide my time just waiting for that day

When there’s nothing left for Calvin to piss on in the USA

I’ve got Calvin pissing on everything you love

From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what’s above

Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see

Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy