Windfall

If I won the lottery I know what I’d do

Donate half to charity and then propose to you

If I won the lottery I’d keep no more than I need

Live a life of simpleness by example I would lead

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t change a bit

And if you believe any of that just know I’m full of it

‘Cause I’d be the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing,

kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun

I’d have a hard time holding these alligators down

Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun

I’d have a hard time holding these alligators down

If I won the lottery that’s exactly who I’d be

Take up two spots when we park my entourage and me

If I won the lottery I’d live by the creed

Treat everyone like peasants who had less dough than me

If I won the lottery I know who I’d be

I’d have CHADSTER on the license plates of my Lamborghini’s

I’d be the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing,

kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun

I’d have a hard time holding these alligators down

Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun

I’d have a hard time holding these alligators down

If I won the lottery my liver would explode

I’d just buy another one and off again I’d go

If I won the lottery different women every night

When the dudes got jealous my bodyguards they’d fight

If I won that money that’s exactly who I’d be

That’s why I’ll never buy a ticket for the lottery