Some boots are made for working and some for when you ski

Boots are used in fashion and by cowboys on their steed

And boots used as a verb they will kick you in the butt

The only kind of boots I own start off with a hup two three four…

I got my marching boots on I’m heading on down the road

What lies at the end man I don’t wanna know

Can’t see over the horizon always looks the same to me

Nothing I can do about it hup two three

Got my marching boots on and I’m still on this road

50 miles behind me maybe 25 to go

And though I’ve tried to lose them on the river or in the sea

I can’t ever really take ‘em off they’re just a part of me

There’s boots made for hiking you wear recreationally

And boots that you drink from but I had to let those be

And boots built on a platform for at the discotheque

But those are about the only ones that I ain’t tried on yet two three four hup…

I got my marching boots on feels like time is standing still

And something’s gonna intervene before I crest the hill

Don’t really have to think too hard to guess what it will be

Go take a look outside or watch the evening news to see

Nuclear annihilation

Environmental devastation

A blast of gamma radiation

Asteroid extermination

Alien colonization

An AI robot federation

Walking dead abomination

The 19th Covid variation

Words outlawed across the nation

All trophies participation

A second failed administration

End this damn hallucination now

Boot’s a type of camp where you get prepared for war

And if you add a “y” it’s what a pirate’s looking for

To the gangsters up in England it’s where the bodies go

And I’ll be right behind them down to where it’s never snowed

Got my marching boots on through rain snow thick or thin

There were more of us when I started there’ll be none left at the end

The only happy ending that I will ever find

Already happened in Amsterdam in 1999

Some boots are made for working and some for when you ski

Boots are used in fashion and by cowboys on their steed

And boots used as a verb they will kick you in the butt

But the only kind of boots I own start off with a hup two three four…