I have checked the internet it’s all there plain to see

And confirmation bias does not apply to me

I can see what’s happening one big conspiracy

Not talking about 9/11 or even Kennedy

The Earth is just a pancake flat as it can be

NASA guards the secret what they don’t want you to see

Yes I joined the Flat Earth Army in the infantry

Boots are laced up for the truth few of us believe

When I’m on the coastline and looking out to sea

The big curve of which you speak simply can’t be seen

An ice wall holds the ocean in so on the disk it stays

And the sun is just a spotlight 3,000 miles away

The stars are simply pinholes on a dome up in the sky

And satellites giant balloons they’re messing with your mind

I have joined the Flat Earth Army a soldier in the war

I’m here to pull the curtain back just like a matador

“What causes a lunar eclipse” what the brainwashed say

It’s an unknown shadow object that just gets in the way

And gravity is not a law we’re accelerating up

The Flat Earth Army’s dropping bombs deal with it buttercups

I’m gonna build a rocket ship and shoot me to the sky

And finally get a picture to prove it’s all a lie

And if I don’t make it back just know they shot me down

Our truthiness too dangerous for them to have around

Yes I joined the Flat Earth Army in the infantry

Boots are laced up for the truth few of us believe