Cosmic Woodstock

All that is now all that is gone all that’s to come

And everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon

I was in Wyoming August 21st

Just north of Shoshone out in the dust and dirt

Me and a million travelers spread out across the state

The population tripled on that summer day

It had been a hundred years since an event like that had come

From Oregon to Carolina the moon covered up the Sun

Coolest thing I’d ever seen I’m so glad I went

And PornHub traffic in the state dropped 54 percent

PornHub traffic in the state dropped 54 percent

So here’s to you Wyoming thank you for the show

And here’s to you America for looking up from your phones

And here’s to you science and to the cosmic dance

And here’s to the majority who kept it in their pants

For 140 seconds it was better than LSD

Meant more than a mushroom trip

Scared me worse than DMT

Never seen anything more psychedelic in my time

I gotta say the Totality really changed my life

Now I still work my normal job hit the river when I can

Still ain’t got no lady just the best dog in the land

So what has changed you may ask since I went to that event

My own PornHub logins are down 17 percent